Friday, November 20, 2009

Doctor Who

(Note: This is a work in progress)

The Doctor is in, exploring new worlds
And with each new companion, he constantly scolds
“We can’t change the past,” he’ll tell them all earnestly
“Unless the plot requires it,” he’d add quite conveniently
The companions almost always were attractive and young
Except for the one that had a sharp tongue
She was older than most, and lasted a season
But I’m getting off track, what was the reason?
Ah yes, the good Doctor. He’s the last Time Lord left
And if you missed that, you’d have to be deft.
What’s his real name? No one really knows
It’s become the one thing they refuse to expose
The main villains in the show are overgrown trash cans
The Dahleks, they’re called, with plungers for hands
In the Great Time War, the Dahleks had won
But The Doctor eventually beat them, by gum!
Their goal is to exterminate all of the races
Because they wanted only Dahleks to occupy the spaces
When they are on, it’s always a treat
Because you know that the Doctor will have some magical feat
Another bad guy is the one called The Master
He’s another Time Lord...oops, a disaster!
The last time he was on, he tried to take over Earth
No one had told him that the Brain did it firth
But The Doctor beat him soundly, and sent him to bed
And there would be no sugarplums dancing in his head
And now with each week, the show gets much better
But Tennant is leaving! It was good to the letter.

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