Sea Kitties

Save the sea kitties
They deserve our undying protection
Forget the mere fact that they look good on a plate
Lying on lettuce surrounded by lemon wedges
We still must save them!

Save the sea kitties
Their lives are worth more than ours!
Forget the mere fact that their flesh tastes so good
And that they’re too dumb to avoid our hook and bait
We still must save them!

Save the sea kitties
Because their numbers are low
Forget the mere fact that the farmers can’t work
Who needs food, when the smelts must be protected?
We still must save them!

Save the sea kitties
Because they’re lower than us
Forget the mere fact that they were meant to be food
Never mind that we’re higher on the food chain
We still must save them!