Juniper Meadows

Juniper Meadows toured the whole world
And wherever he went, the banners unfurled
From Egypt, to London, to Paris, France
Juniper Meadows had people entranced

Juniper Meadows was known near and far
He wasn’t world famous for being a star
In fact, no one knew what Juniper did
Was he a singer? An actor? Something splendid?

Juniper Meadows was famous, no doubt
For inventing the greatest invention about
Juniper Meadows had gone and invented...
Um, well, we don’t know, he only hinted

Juniper Meadows would not really say
Why exactly it was he was famous today
Juniper Meadows didn’t want to admit
That’s he’s famous for eating a banana split

Have You Ever

Have you ever seen a hurumpadoo fly,
Or a fridgo walk in the wind?
Have you ever heard the call of the gnuffy,
As it calls out to its baraboo mate?
Have you ever flicked a droog off your nose,
As it attempted to fly it’s way up?
Have you seen the walk of the digerdon,
Or ride on a happerjack’s back?
If you have, please tell me where they were seen
As they escaped from my zoo last night!